Some pretty funny shit there, the nudity and the controller biting, cracks me up. But surely even identifying as a ‘girl gamer’ instead of just a gamer means you’re an attention whore wielding your devil vagina magic to manipulate desperate and needy men into giving you attention, which apparently women need more than sex, food or oxygen. 

If you game, properly that is, not just the occasional pick-me-up/my ‘rents bought me Halo and I’ve played it like twice, then you are a gamer, regardless of gender. It doesn’t make you special that you have boobs and are (barely) competent enough to play video games, I’m not going to play nice because you’re a girl and I really don’t give a fuck if you’re super attractive and nerdy (trust me, you’re neither) because ultimately I’m never going to meet you, I don’t give a fuck who you are and you’re just another avatar in my sights. 

So fuck you all, I’m a gamer guy now girls, lolz, look how surprised I am that you caught me naked and gaming! Aren’t you so aroused? God I wish you would all just fuck me because I need to validate my life and the other guys are prettier so I use gaming as a way to garner attention. 

Fuck off.